Addie-isms

1. Dad: Addie, you can't go outside without a shirt on, there are bugs and they will bite you. Addie: But, but, but, no listen, no listen, I want to tell you something. I have a pretend shirt on. Dad: Well sweety, a pretend shirt will only protect you from the pretend bugs, but the real bugs can still get you unless you have a real shirt on. Addie: Oh . . . Dad . . . I want to tell you something. . . Dad: Ok Addie: I have a pretend shirt on.

2. Mom and Dad are sitting in the living room looking out the sliding glass door toward our room. Mom looks out the window and sees a blinking blue and red light saber sticking out of the door. Dad walks over to see what is wrong and this conversation ensues:

Dad: What's wrong??
Addie: Dad, there is a monster in my room.
Dad: A monster?
Addie: Yeah, a monster.
(by this point Mom has joined the conversation)
Mom: A monster?! What did it look like?
Addie: Like a ghost. Like a dinosaur ghost.
Mom: A dinosaur ghost?? What color was it?
Addie: White, no blue, no blue and white!
Mom: Wow, what did it say to you?
Addie: It said, *yells* "Addie! Go sleep in Austin and Taylor's room!"


She is so funny.